Legend of the Lunar Bovine

Legend has it that a cow once jumped over the moon. Evidence supporting this story is purely anecdotal and there are doubts as to the credibility of the only eyewitness. In the past, this witness has also been known to report seeing a feline playing a fiddle and a dish kidnapping a spoon. During questioning, the witness's dog seemed to have gone mad and laughed hysterically for the duration of the interview. The search for the truth continues...