What's Today?

No, no, that's ignorant. You're ignorant. Don't be ignorant, Blanket. That's ignorant. CHA-MON!

I've been watching a lot of South Park lately. That Mr. Jefferson episode was pretty funny. I also really enjoyed the one with Motivation Corp., where "future Stan" and "future Butters" go to visit themselves before turning into junkies. That one was pretty good, especially when Butters reveals that he's Professor Chaos.

Now, Stan, you know my horrible secret!
You're gay?
What? No, I'm Professor Chaos!

Poor Butters. I guess you'd be a little screwed up, too, if you killed two auditoriums worth of people while tap dancing. Looks to me like, in the end, the audience got served.

BTW, have you ever played SOCOM II? It's pretty good. I rather enjoy telling people what to do without having to use the controller (you issue voice commands via the headset). Plus the online component is pretty diesel. I just started playing last week, so I'm ranked something like 901,800. That's a long road to the top, but I'm willing to put in the time and effort to get there. ...Okay, not really. But I'll be happy if I break out of the 900,000's. I'm also considering buying Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow for PS2 to play that online... I heard that mode is insanely cool, but I can't swing the $50 unless I know people who are going to be playing also. If you're buying that, let me know so I can get online, too.

On an unrelated note...

Come to think of it, there should be "lawyer cards," like baseball cards, only they're for lawyers. Think of it, that could double as a great business card. Instead of a stuffy bone-white business card, how about one with a thick-rimmed, overweight, comb-over-sporting lawyer pounding his fist on a table? The back could have stats, like conviction rate (despite what side of counsel), appeals won, total monetary wins, etc. I think that'd be great! In fact, I'm going to start putting that together, so don't steal my idea. PATENT PENDING!

Hey, it's Wednesday!