Finding the oZLog

It's always interesting to me to see that people I don't personally know find their way to this site. I appreciate the traffic -- Thank you! -- but I was curious as to how people found their way here. One feature I have installed on this site is that I can track certain statistics. This includes the terms that were used when this site comes up in search engines such as Google and Yahoo! Without further ado, here are the results for the past few months...

AUGUST 2004

Highlights: "pre cana classes rhode island" -- I have a post about pre-cana classes and a different post about Rhode Island. Double-whammy! Also, "ruber band tricks." I think the person searching for rubber band tricks should spend less time practicing those tricks and more time learning to spell "rubber."

SEPTEMBER 2004

Highlights: "mouse funeral pictures" -- Who the hell looks for this kind of stuff? And the who the hell posts that kind of stuff? Oh, right, that would be me.

OCTOBER 2004

Highlights: "hurricanes clear karma in florida" -- Someone out there believes that if you're a saint or the devil, you get a clean slate if you're in Florida during a hurricane. That might even be the plot for the sequel to Dogma.

NOVEMBER 2004

The month isn't even over and someone has passed through here looking for the lyrics to the Manwich Sloppy Joe commercial. Well, I don't know them, nor do I want to look for them right now. But maybe I'll hunt them down later, in case someone else needs them. Or maybe I won't. But maybe Carman will. The papacy's activities with canines, incidentally, were not his doing.