A Quick One Before The Long Weekend

Things Peter, Paul and Mary Could Have Used More Effectively Against Danger, As A Warning or As Love Between Their Brothers and Their Sisters (All Over This Land)

1. A road sign reading "Warning, Danger Ahead! Love, Your Sibs"
2. A sledgehammer.
3. Tara Reid.
4. A song performed by someone (anyone) else.
5. A rotweiller.
6. A bullhorn.
7. Cinematic theme music at the appropriate tempos.
8. Tear gas.
9. An annoying email forward.
10. Custom T-shirts.
11. A four-minute segment on Live with Regis and Kelly.
12. $143,098.45 in cold hard cash.

"It's better than a regular hammer!"

Today is "Monopoly Day!" Jump directly to Tuesday next week. Do not pass GO.