Taking a Break

Debra Barone did not finally get me. Nor did Paddy O'Wife change the locks because I poked fun at her o'heritage one too many times. I'm still around, but I'm just taking a break for a bit while I recharge my blogging batteries. I'll back in July shortly after the holiday where we set off millions of explosives with the sole purpose of scaring the hell out of woodland creatures who were just minding their business, eating roots, taking naps, doing woodland creature stuff. We should be careful about our celebratory disregard for the furries. One day, a great woodland general might rise up and organize the squirrels and chipmunks and deer and other things to strike back against the humans and then July 4th will be like that movie "Independence Day" except that there won't be any giant blue death rays but rocks and sticks so it'll actually be more like "Independence Day" meets the Ewok fight scene from "Return of the Jedi", and you'll recall that those tenacious Ewoks still overthrew the Galactic Empire who also had death rays. This frightening doomsday scenario, though, hinges on the fact that the woodland general isn't hit by a Honda Civic when he's crossing the road, so I think we're safe for the foreseeable future.

Enjoy the long weekend!